Flaw?

ok I don't have a girlfriend nor do I know any girl personally, so is there a flaw in my existence? WTF? now wait a minute.... I have the best time when I'm alone.... I....I can't relate to 90% of mankind! what would I do with a partner in boredom? or should I say why would I have two heads when one's ok?
Of course I refuse to tempt fate, like, all happens when it should. or will and up having no one at 40? or I'll be freed from the matrix right before uncanny expieriences occur? I enjoyed playing a video game on my computer than going to a freaggin' valentine day smelly bash. No I am not Gay! I know it. man! what am I saying?
Pk.. change...
I wanna watch the Aviator and Boogeyman.
and Sig